"My dad used to make “hamburgers” out of sawdust and the old bacon fat he kept in a coffee can under the sink. I remember going to a schoolmate’s birthday party in the 2nd grade and getting really upset when given a real hamburger from the grill. I was so upset that I was screaming and got scared without my parents there. When the kid’s father tried to calm me down I kicked and punched at him, eventually knocking the entire grill over. It set the entire back part of their property ablaze, and the father got third degree burns on both his arms, chest, and thighs."
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What Weird Family Foods Did You Grow Up Thinking Were Normal?
aaah i love when people take it one step beyond…this guy isn’t messing around with pb&mayo or oatmeal and kimchi. he went there.
