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RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK
(As the booby-trapped ruins crumble all around him, INDIANA JONES stands on one side of the gaping chasm − clutching an enormous Aztec cookie − while SATIPO waits on the other, bullwhip coiled in his hand.)
INDIANA JONES: Give me the whip.
SATIPO: Throw me the cookie. No time to argue. Throw me cookie, I’ll throw you the whip.
(INDIANA JONES throws the cookie across the chasm and SATIPO catches it and holds it up to the light and licks his lips.)
SATIPO: At last.
INDIANA JONES: Give me the whip.
SATIPO: Adiós, señor.
(SATIPO teasingly brandishes the cookie before vanishing into the shadows.)
"— McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Great Moments in Cinema Ruined by Cookies
