If you’re young and want to make a ton of money, I have a piece of advice for you: the next time there is a republican president you should short the stock market in the seventh year of the president’s term. You will become extremely rich.
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Summer in Oregon is why I am meant to be alive. Close behind are earrings. I like rock and roll, dressing up, cooking, and making a fool of myself on the regular.
You can see what songs I have stuck in my head at Earworms.
You can also email me. I like mail.
oh, and don't call me jenny.
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