December 2009
103 posts
How long could you survive inside a Tauntaun? →
yaldabaoth:
In a normal environment, a carcass gets cold in 8 to 36 hours losing an average rate of 1.6 degrees Fahrenheit per hour. However, the ice world of Hoth is not an average environment. The Star Wars database lists that Hoth reaches nightly temperatures of -60 F. In a frigid, sub-zero environment, body heat can be lost almost 32 times faster. This means a Tauntaun’s body heat could drop...
The internet is useless
I want some cool things to see in LA. So far:
Watts Towers Museum of Jurassic Technology Gene Autry museum Koreatown La Brea Tar Pits (I have heard these are a letdown, but come on….PITS OF TAR, and skulls in the gift shop)
Things I shouldn’t miss?
Oh, The Namesake,” says one woman in a library voice, pronouncing it like...
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Amateur Hours.
Conversations I Imagine My 10-Year-Old and... →
harharhar:
7-year-old: Hey. Remember this morning on the way to school when Dad made us listen to The Loud Band again? 10-year-old: Nirvana, yeah. 7-year-old: And the part where that angry singer says, “I tried hard to have a father/ but instead I had a dad?” 10-year-old: Uh, you mean the part that Dad sings at the top of his lungs while we’re driving by a group of my friends? Yeah. 7-year-old:...
Book lairnin ot not be of necessitee, but shee should know how to cooke these...
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Declarations of Conjugal Interest from the Massachusetts Federalist, 1733.
Have you read "A Sound of Thunder"?
Flying from Portland to Sea-Tac is like stepping off the path. Things are similar, but nothing is right.
ThinkFruit "peanut goji glow" bars
never buy these
This American Life: #1 Party School →
bthny:
wait, have we talked about this yet?
great episode of TAL. renewed a great argument my dad and i had years ago over whether the categorization of “party school” is specious or not. me? no. him? absolutely.
YO LA
I will be taking a magical adventure to your warmer climes on wednesday, let’s go eat kogi tacos and throw rocks in the tar pits.
Charles,” Ma remonstrated. She did not approve of gambling, even in...
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Little Housing Crisis on the Prairie.
so perfect
Tremors is on Encore
something i take as absolute proof that dan and i are not the only two people celebrating KEVIN BACON DAY. happy kevin bacon day to you!
raptoravatar:
Visualized Version of Finnegan’s Wake, page 439
I think I’m attempting this book next. The hype is that it’s difficult, but this passage fills my brain with a certain electricity that I’m craving much more of. We’ll see if I’m down for 700~ pages of it, but I think this one is next on the docket.
f’s w is a task, but very rewarding.
Ibrahim initially worked under the names Major Woody & Da Easter Bunny...
– Jean Grae - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Kevin Bacon Day celebration is approaching fast and we didn’t have time to...
– iscariot360
what? NO DEATH SENTENCE? i’m indignant.
And that “elf look.”
Damn you, you big fat man in a red suit....
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: A Full Stocking’s Worth of Holiday-Themed Material.
Fresh Mozzarella Video | Luxirare
Luxirare makes cheese…and is a genius.
the wheels are off the beavers bus, and it's...
what a night for the pac-10
This letter is meandering, lacking in structure, and just an overall mess of...
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Excerpts From My Mother’s Editorial Notes On My Letters To Santa, 1987-2000.